Monday, March 13, 2006

The chaos theory...

I have decided to develop my own hypothesized theory concerning the Internet, considering the fact that there are few/no rhetorical theories dealing with our wonderful World Wide Web.

The Internet is a place of chaos that will only indefinitely continue in chaos unless a mastermind who exists outside of the Internet world decides to recreate and thus impose laws/regulations. Right now, for a variety of Internet sites, nothing monitors those people who can participate (thus the appeal). However, that also means that pedifilers, rapists, murders, pornography addicts, etc. have free access to whomever/whatever they want (especially to those naive and stupid teenagers who think they are safe). Though educating the public to stay away from revealing one's home address/phone number is a good idea, the fact that there are few laws regulating a person's availability to access what he/she so desires still shows that a level of chaos exists--chaos in the sense of freedom to do whatever one pleases with no repurcussions (we need laws to limit the evil we would otherwise do). Thus, I posit that the theory of chaos applies to the Internet. Hence the reason I detest MySpace. Even as I write this, I think of the irony of the fact that I write it all in a blog which has no limits/regulations as to what I can write or post, no matter how derogatory I could make it. It is sad. But it does not change the fact that I believe this amazing World Wide Web can suck in its victims and create peoples who have minds only for html and smiley emoticons, pornography and illegal pirating. Life does not subsist in the Internet. We must open our webaddress-glazed eyes and look outside!

I do not write this in a derogatory manner to those people who are, what I friendly call, computer geeks. That's all fine and dandy. But even still, can we survive without computers? We did at one point. I highly doubt how we would do now.

2 Comments:

Blogger Prince Phillip said...

Entropy. In the beginning everything was perfect. Then sin entered the world and great technology brought forth twinkies, annoying alarm clocks, and Myspace. Our world is coming to it's end... When friendship is false and wispy. When truth is lies and lies are truth. And Twinkies. And Chuck Norris. When Chuch Norris eats a twinky, weasels with chainsaws frolick on pirate boats. I like pie. a;lskdfjasl;dkjfas;lfkdja;slkfj

1:36 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

hmmm. i thorougly applaud your attempts at the chaos theory, dear friend. essentially, myspace is horrific, porn is beyond words, children will never learn to do as their parents say regarding the internet regardless of a parent block or not, etc., etc. really, people are evil and as time progresses in this forsaken world, they will find new and terrible ways to distort the truth, lie, breed deceit, and destroy. yucky.

however, some people can find truth and salvation on the internet. it's always a wretched double-edged sword.

ps--twinkies, annoying alarm clocks, and myspace clearly belong in the same list...all awful things in my opinion. yes.

12:28 AM  

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