Some funny words for the girls, hints for the guys

I have read these and find that, surprisingly, they are true. I love being a woman. Oh the intricasies.


DEFINITIONS OF COMMONLY USED TERMS

a. FINE-This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.

b. FIVE MINUTES- If she is getting dressed, this is half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given 5 more minutes to watch the game before helping around the house.

c. NOTHING - This is the calm before the storm. This means "something", and you should be on your toes. Arguments that begin with "Nothing" usually end in "Fine".

d. GO AHEAD - This is a dare, not permission. Don't do it.

e. LOUD SIGH - This is not actually a word, but is a non-verbal statement often misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

f. THAT'S OKAY - This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can make to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before deciding how and when you will pay for your mistake.